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Mark a gentle giant that isn’t too good with the ladies (K.S.) thinks he is built just because he used to be a fat ass at 250 and now he weighs a good 200 but has nipples the size of dimes.
Person 1: “Did u see that kid with those small ass nipples”
Person 2: “Ya he tried to get on with this girl when she was blackout and he claims he smashed”
Person 3: “Yup that’s Mark Hines for you”
The perfect ass, as seen by a shadow or silhouette.
Damn she's got a banging Hine Line!
Matthew Hine is a disgusting old man who has an unwashed, ugly beard and face. He doesn’t take showers, and is overall unhygienic. His underwear is always showing, usually pink and purple. No one likes this teacher, who is a pushover that spits and no one understands what he’s saying. He gives out awkward smiles and his beard is normally drenched in coffee and breakfast.
“Ew, Mr. Hine is chewing on his pen while staring at his students!”
Matthew Hine is a person everyone hates.
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A state of female arousal using a play on words for the Duncan Hines slogan "So Moist. So Delicious"
Ooo, see that smokin' hot guy with the tattoos? He's got me all kinds of Duncan Hines.
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The best receiver in Pittsburgh Steelers history. Best blocking receiver of all time. Known for his trademark smile.
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Pronunciation of the word machine by Howard Stern producer Gary Del'Abate when asked by Sal to PRONOUNCE a series of words.
M-A-C (pause) A-R-T-H-U-R
M-A-C (pause) F-L-Y
M-A-C (pause) H-I-N-E
Etc...
Sal: "Pronounce M-A-C D-O-N-N-E-L-L"
Gary: "Mac Donnell"
Sal: "Pronounce M-A-C H-I-N-E"
Gary: "Mac Hine"
Sal: No you horse toothed jack ass, it's machine
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When two gay German guys take turns shitting on each other's chests.
Jimmy and Floyd gave each other a hot Hines after a night of clubbing and giving away blow jobs in the bathroom.