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The hitchhiker

4 in the pink, thumb in the stink. Fist her with your thumb in the stink.

Hey baby, what's up?

Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.

I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.

by Hereitcomes September 20, 2006

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hitchhiker

A combination of The Lonely Trucker and The Stranger, a hitchhiker is when a man sits on his arm until it becomes numb, then slaps his ham while driving.

If you want to take the Lonely Trucker to the next level, try the Hitchhiker, it's like there's a whole nother person in the car.

by CT and Justin November 26, 2006

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A Hitchhiker

(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*

*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)

'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'

by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021


The Hitchhiker

When you are with a female and you are giving her oral and you realize that she would rather rub one off herself. You proceed to allow her to rub one off while you extend your thumb and stick it in the vagina while she is rubbing so that you can feel all the goodness during her orgasm.

As I was giving my girl oral, I realized that she would prefer The Hitchhiker so I proceeded to give her a thumb up for joy.

by cskIcemancsk July 30, 2009

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hitchhiking

when doing a girl doggstyle, the gentleman inserts his thumb in said girl's butthole

She loves hitchhiking, though I always need to wash my hands afterwards.

by BaroqueBill March 22, 2010

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The Hitchhiker

When you borrow your friend's shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. You are now harboring a "hitchhiker"! You then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than... Your best friend!

The Hitchhiker

by G Money 44 June 24, 2011

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hitchhiker

n.: (slang) a small nugget of fecal matter attached to the hindquarters of an animal such as a cat or dog; especially common among long-haired species.

syn: dingleberry

"Quick, get Muffins off of the new duvet! He has a hitchhiker on his butt!"

by EmmyFoofoo May 6, 2008

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