hitman

-A man who serves as a 'maintenance man' for women.
-Someone to 'hit you off' when you need it.

I called up my hitman because I needed some maintenance

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hitman bang

Aka Bang Si- hyuk aka Bang PD: CEO of Big Hit entertainment (aka BTS' and Homme's company/label, and 2am former company).

Ayooo Hitman Bang introduces Hit it the second Audition...

Hitman Bang is my bias wrecker

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Hitman Bang

A daddy

AyO hITmAn bAnG iNtRoDuCeS hIT iT tHe sEcOnD aUdItIOn

hitman bang

Is the superior overlord of us all his tremendous power suppresses us mmmm hitman bang is the word that you will hear when you are sleeping..

Also he's a daddy for sure and a little cute dumpling

Also HELLOW ARMYYY HOW U DOING MMMMMM

Thank you...😏😏😏😏

"Hitman bang I love youuuuuuu" ~jin

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Hitman in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States due to his mob identity and affinity for Hitler.

The Hitman in Chief is gonna make this country great again!

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hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..

Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.

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Lube the Hitman

Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.

Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle

Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo

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