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A piece of clothing (usually a dress shirt) that makes you irresistable to the opposite sex. French cuffs hit regardless. No exceptions.
Ah man, I thought we were going to a dive bar and you come over wearing a hitter. You must be planning on gettin some tonight…
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Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.
The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.
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A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.
1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one fired and hit a guy's truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
•be capable of a forceful blow; also, deliver a forceful blow.
•by extension, to have a powerful effect or impact
•have a powerful effect on someone
•An important, powerful, and/or influential individual or organization.
•The state of having power and being able to execute that power.
•those in respect of their profession, sport, or any competence hierarchy that are at the top of their game.
"Although, Mike Tyson sounds like a 12 year old girl when he speaks, don't let that sweet sounding voice fool you; that man is a heavy hitter, and will knock you out with a swift blow."
"A group of financial heavy hitters held a meeting in Dubai's Burj Al Arab Jumeirah, the most luxurious hotel on planet earth."
Someone who enters a fast food establishment for the sole purpose of using their public restroom.
Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.
McDonald's had to hire extra janitors just to deal with all the shit hitters coming off of I-5 on their long bumpy car rides to buttfuck Egypt.
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