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hml

Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).

person a: and she says "what's a blow job?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!

by so hot it bernz June 18, 2006


HML

Help me lord, HIT MY LINE , HATE MY LIFE (HML)

HML sometimes

by Pixel twist January 14, 2017


hml

Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).

person a: and she says "what's a sex toy?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!

by bernz June 11, 2006


hml

Abbreviation for "Has Me Like"

That booty hml *insert expression here*

by DutchBlitZz April 05, 2016


HML

Hate my life

Omg, I just HML right now!

by Mr.Irish March 10, 2016


hml

hml means "hit my line"
a guy or girl might post this on his/her story asking for someone to talk to him/her

*snapchat story*
"hml"

by imacoolkid1 October 03, 2020


hml

hate my life

hml bleh

by it’s britney bleh June 27, 2019