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1. The Sunglasses used in the 1988 cult classic film 'They Live' to see through overt messages in advertising and such, and to see which people are actually people and which people are actually aliens.
2. To wear one's Hoffman Lenses is to view the world through the lenses of psychedelic drugs such as LSD (Albert Hofmann being the scientist who discovered LSD.)
3. A reggae-rock band from Vancouver.
G-"Ya reckon we'll put on our Hoffman Lenses this weekend?"
R-"Yeah, why not; I'll get some 'cid off Gerald later."
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Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.
Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.
A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.
Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.
Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?
Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!
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Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."
AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!
PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>
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A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.
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The living shit-hole of Chicago suburbs. There is nothing to do in the north side of Hoffman Estates(north of I-90). Kids here find themselves spending time by the local shopping centers around Jewel. Usually the only things kids do here is smoke weed and drink to pass time, trying to find places to go. Kids come here to hang out with friends but when they come, nothing is ever happening. Except for the couple of kids smoking cigarettes in back of Jewel Osco.
Hoffman Estates sucks. "dude we need to find a ride to Palatine, Hoffman sucks." "I dont want to go to Hoffman, theres nothing to do there."
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A revolutionary and member of the Yippie movement during the 60s and 70s. Wrote many controversial books (Steal This Book, Revolution For the Hell of It, among others) and was involved in many protests sometimes described as "guerilla theater". He was known for bringing the protests to the common man and making them interesting by using symbols and images instead of dull speaches and wordy pamphlets. Was iconified in Steal This Movie. May possibly be the greatest American in history, and the American equivalent to Che Guevarra. Everyone should learn about this guy and the movie is a great place to start. He's a hero.
Abbie Hoffman and his band of protesters stormed the Stock Market at Wall Street and through handfulls of dollar bills down at the businessmen below and watched them scramble for it. Besides being mildly funny, it was a powerful symbol for the greed of this nation.
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