Hawaii Hog Rider

the act of boning a girl resembling moana and tearing her asshole inside out. in order to complete the Hawaii Hog Rider you must stick a whole corn in her asshole.

my friend moana doesn't like corn but destroyed the Hawaii Hog Rider

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Hog-Rider Cycle Deck

A deck commonly used by people who lack a father figure, and by no skill clash royal players. If you want to immediately lose your dignity (and dad) for the sake of getting a couple wins, you should use this deck.

The funniest way to make these supposed people rage quit is by countering their horrible decks is by: placing bandit, mirror bandit, and clone right at the bridge. their underdeveloped minds only know how to A. place cannon and B. log the incoming bandits (which only sometimes works because bandit dash phases through the log).

Ryder: That guy has a Hog-Rider Cycle Deck
Kaeden: wow he has no dad or creativity!
Ryder: haha bandit go steal their tower

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The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

Hog Rider

Hog rider is a character from clash of clans often used in meme culture, but most of the people use him are trying to blur the line of "funny" and "racism," unknowingly creating a new genre, "Racist humor." Splendid

Guy 1: I'm going to deploy my hog riders
Guy 2: HOG RIDAAAAA
Guy 1: please shut the fuck up

Hog Rider

The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked at level 2 Dark Barracks.

I just placed 2 Hog Riders

Hog rider

HOG RIDAAAA

-hey bro did you watc-
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-

Hog ridaaa.

hog rider

hog rider is the best person in the games of clash og clans (coc) and clash royale (cr)

i trained 20 hog riders in my sussy barracks (coc reference)