A dildo made out of meat usually used by gay males.
Austin's boyfriend Ethan pleasured him with a "meat hoist"
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A running board on a truck or SUV
"I had to drive mom to the dentist in my vehicle this morning. Thank God Luke installed those bitch hoists.
I device used by the well endowed for support. Some are made of metal, others carbon fiber, and the originals with a series of woven lake reeds called winchubey. There is a small block and tackle system that allows for ease of access, providing not only form, but function as well.
Brad: Hey Mike, you seem to be walking a little taller today. Did you get a promotion at work?
Mike: No, I just picked up a new cock hoist and I feel like a million dollars!
Brad: Yay Cock hoists!
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A phrase used in Kevin Baker's book "Paradise Alley' by rowdy theater goers. When they tired of waiting for the show to begin they began to chant 'Hoist that rag'.
A football coach to his team just before they leave the locker room:"It's time boys! Let's hoist that rag and get this thing started!"
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A block and tackle mounted on a makeshift tripod, usually used outdoors to lift an engine out of a car.
Well, you can have it, but you'll probably need a hillbilly hoist to lift it into the bed of your truck.
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(alt., "Lifting a straightway"): Taking a leak (male only).
Person 1: Where'd John go?
Person 2: Oh, he's in the men's room, hoisting a straightway.
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when you have a giant hipster friend named Abraham who often gets "pwned" on the intranets
The only way to be worse at FIFA 2014 is if you hoist it up.
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