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It is when a milk man gets his hoo hoo stuck in the milk bottle at work.
My wife found out I was having a homance at work. She was devistated.
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Homancing: (verb) the act of romancing a known promiscuous individual into sexual relations under the guise of a traditional romantic relationship.
Guy 1: Are you really dating her? She's such a slut!
Guy 2: Nah. I'm just homancing her for a bit.
I'm not really interested in dating her so much as I am in homancing her for a while.
Mom: Use'em for sex girls. Use'em for sex. Homance'em and leave.
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strictly platonic relationship of two very close girlfriends.
Margaret and Gertrude had a fifty year homance.
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Katy and Kendal have really tight homance.
Jacob is totally jealous of their homance.
When 2 straight females have a really close friendship with strong love and affection towards one another. It is like a bromance for females... The word originated when Shannon Marsh needed a better word to describe her friendship with Jackie Finn.
Versatile. Homance can be used as a verb, noun, pronoun, adjective, or any other part of speech.
"Wow, Jackie and Shannon talk non-stop and have become really close"
"I know, they have a total homance going on"
"I homance love you"
"I am homance excited for CMU's Homecoming Tailgate"
"Homance on over to the bar and get us some shots"
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When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.
Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?
Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.
Billie: For real?
Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.
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Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight females.
Dani - Did you see the newest Harry Potter trailer I sent you?"
Amanda - Yes, thanks.You're a wonderful friend. And a ho.
Dani - This is some serious homance.
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