Home-Alone-BJ

Scaring someone in order to cause them to make the home-alone-face, and quickly inserting one's penis in said Home-alone-face, in such a fashion as to receive fellatio.

Person 1: Did you hear what Alec did?
Person 2: No. What?
Person 1: He pretended to break into his girlfriend's house and scared the shit out of her so he could get a
Home-Alone-BJ.

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Home Alone Face

In a pornographic film, the expression of feigned astonishment on the face of the actress upon seeing her co-star's penis. Taken from the iconographic poster for the 1990 movie Home Alone, which features actor Macaulay Culkin with hands raised to his face and mouth open in disbelief.

"Oh my God," exclaimed Alexis, affecting her best Home Alone face, "It's so BIG!"

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Home Alone 4

Another name for a steaming pile of dog shit

Today the dog left a Home Alone 4 on the step for me

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legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

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The Home Alone

When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after

I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so

Home Alone

An American actor that is most famous for his hit movies Home Alone and Home Alone 2. Sometimes mistakenly referred to as Macaulay Culkin but his actual name is Home Alone.

Dude: Bro. Did you see Macaulay Culkin at the Gucci Fashion Show?
Me: Who is Macaulay Culkin? Ooooo, you mean Home Alone? Yeah I saw him.

Dude: I thought his name was Macaulay Culkin.
Me: Nah my Dude. His name is Home Alone. Alot of people get his name mixed up for some reason.