home depot

1.to declare your tools offlimits or to claim you dont have any when someone wants to borrow yours

2. to give a hint that you dont care or dont have time to help look for lost tools when ask to help find them

Another words " home depot will at least tell you which isle its in and be more than happy to sale it to you"

3.another way to tell a person figure it out on your own, or go ask someone who cares, if asked for advice on how to do something. because home depot employees claim to care, try to help, and are convinced that they know everything,

1.do you have a hammer i can use?
no, home depot does
2.Will you help me find a hammer?
no, Home depot will
3.Do you know how to fix this?
no,home depot knows

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home depot

1.) Rosie O'Donnell's home. Each Home Depot comes with its own Rosie clone.
2.) The most lesbionic thing in the world.

1.) Rosie O'Donnell lives at Home Depot.

2.) Chastity Bono is so lesbionic, she's Home Depot.

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the Home Depot

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass...then lick your index finger and run your finger down her ass crack to smooth it out.

I gave my woman the Home Depot right after we got home from Lowe's.

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Home Depoted

1) To find an empty bin of what you are looking for adjacent to rows of overflowing bins of what you are not looking for.

2) To return to the job site to realize your recently purchased lumber has non-square end cuts.

3) To travel to your local indoor lumber yard to learn they do not carry 14' lumber.

Yet again, I've been home depoted.

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Home Depot

A home improvement superstore based around the color orange. Seriously, EVERYTHING IS ORANGE!! You get sick of it so fast. The store is rather boring to shop in and most people only shop there unless they have to.

Person 1: Wanna go to home depot?
Person 2: No, I hate the color orange and shopping there bores me.
Person 1: Okay.

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home-depot

What your significant other is doing while your at work. Using your house to run a train on herself, probably with your buddies.

"That guy really pisses me off. "That's ok when he's gone his wife runs a home-depot and everybody rides it."

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Home Depot

The store where you can find mostly everything except small appliances.
The store that is big,bright, and to much orange like there was no yesterday.
A store where they pay worth a dam.

"Hi welcome to Home Depot," "Do you have any idea where the sprinklers are?" "Let me find out for you."

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