Homer

A sports official that is blatently calling games for the home team. Typically found in high school and ametuer sporting events.

"I can't believe that ref called him for ruffing the passer. He didn't even touch him!"

"Yeah, that ref is a total homer!"

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A Homer

A person who is unable to find a significant other, or is exceptionally close to being in a relationship but fucks up for cowardly behavior.

Joseph quit pulling A Homer, just text her

Homer

A small, simple town in Claiborne Parish, Louisiana, where people are just a different breed, commonly referred to as Little Shreveport , also home to America’s Police Department

“Hey man I tell ya what, that little bastard is as crazy as some Homer, Louisiana people”
Person from any other town in Claiborne Parish: “Man I heard 2 gunshots last night”
Homer people: “damn glad things stayed quiet for y’all”

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homer

1.) A knucklehead or idiot who's ignorant of the world around them. They lack self awareness and are oblivious to what they say and their own actions.

2.) A blind chauvinist that displays uncritical loyalty and enthusiasm towards a team, organization, leader, band, institution, etc in spite of their obvious faults and shortcomings. Usually belligerent to criticism no matter how constructive or benign it is to their entity they blindly and uncritically support.

3.) People who never learn from their mistakes or never learn period. See definition #1.

I'm no longer friends with him because he's such a homer. I didn't like his attitude nor could I tolerate his ignorance and lack of respect for others. He'll never learn from his own action nor see the light.

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Homer

Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.

"What in the world am I looking at? Dopey showed up?"
"Nah. That's actually Homer."

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homer

Having blind judgement towards a player because he is on that person's favorite team. Usually results in poor arguments in discussions and getting raped in fantasy trades.

ROFL Did you see Thud homer Pedro in that god-awful trade yesterday?

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homer

To succeed despite idiocy, lucky

To pull a homer. "he won the lottery even though he thought he was buying grocerys when he bought the ticket"

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