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Homestar Jr.

A veggie burger, with olive eyes with red pupils, and a big leafy smile.

Put that fweaking sandwich down!

by Johnson March 30, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Homestar Runner

Homestar runner is the main character of homestarrunner.com, he looks like a guy without arms who is white all over, wearing a red shirt with a star on it and a helicopter hat,he also has a serious speech impediment, he is stupid, but his stupidity often works well for him, he has a rival strongbad and a girlfriend marzipan he lives in free town- USA near prance, he is one of the coolest characters on the site aswell and his site is hilarious.

Homestar:Now class, i will show you how to make a wet computer out of strongbads computer, first, take some mountain dew, then apply liberally....

He pours mountain dew over strongbads computer

After a little wait

Woah this sodas like never ending
(singing)neeveer ending soodaa

by Kash August 20, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


homestar runner

A cool character off homestarrunner.com is white, wears a beanie, shirt w/ a star on it, and has no arms and is a terrific athlete. Borrows fondue sets and has a baseball bat headed girlfriend named marzipan.
Has a speech impediment and is annoying and funny all at the same time.

Flagrant error! I don't know what you did, but you sure messed it up you moron. Uh Oh! This does not look good for the homestarrunner.

by lazyassloser April 16, 2004

38๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Homestar and The gang

Kick ass people from www.homestarrunner.com
They kick asshole

Kick ass fuckin gang

by The Chort's son March 2, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Homestar Runner

1. A very terrific athlete.
2. Fluffy puff marshmallow spokesman.
3. Proprieter of Homestarrunner.com, and the lesser known homestarrunner.net, ITS DOT COM!
4. Lover of Marzipan, Melonade, and flushy-push marshmallows.
5. Enemy of strong bad.
6. He who speaks with a lisp, wheres a helicopter beanie, has a large overbite, and does not wear pants.

hello, I'm Homestar Runner, and this is a website!

by Jason Osborne August 9, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Homestar Runner

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar

Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!

by Steven March 3, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Homestar Runner

A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!

Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž