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That thing you're avoiding right now.
look a few feet from you, where your homework sits in a discarded, deadly heap, while you kill precious time looking up homework on urban dictionary.
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A special kind of torture designed by teachers whenever they were born, which looking at some of them was probably a couple hundred milleniums ago. Not content with permanently damaging our precious few brain cells in ordinary classes, so called 'teachers' choose to kill our minds off even more by giving us ridiculous assignments that they know we are going to fail anyway; they simply do it for the enjoyment of cussing us when we get it completely wrong and give out detentions they'll forget.
"But, Miss! We already got five pieces o' homework tonight!"
"Shut up, you fool! Detention!
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Things teachers give to students to keep their attention away from the teacher's unignorably huge ass face and or other disorders all teachers have.
Sarah: "Hey.. look at Mr Linderdik's ass.. its GROSS.. and his.."
Mr. Linderdik (interuppts sarah) "and.. 21 pages of history report due tomorrow as homework..."
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Something the teacher tells you to do when they know it's not going to be done in class
Homework is the stuff you need to catch up on because you were texting during class
I'm not your friend anymore bro. You give me too much homework.
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Teacher : Dang I won't be able to finish explaining the meaning of homework. "Class, your homework for next week is to find out the meaning of homework"
A simple & effective torture device used by teachers & the administration to whip students into submission. Even after 7 hours at school slaving away in classes, memorizing information that will either be forgotten or absolutly no use in future life, this is handed out, making the impressionable young minds of the worlds' youth into conformed, robotic machines. Most teachers, adults, & government officals would have you believe that it is all nessesary for character-building and intelegence, but it is actually a cruel and unusual punishment.
"Psst, Anthony... Do you have any idea what Mr. Phillips was blabbering on about in math yesterday?... I think we needed it for the homework."
"Erm... no?"
"Dangit."
"You think? I'm gonna have to get Noah to explain it to me at lunch... about 10 minutes before class."
"You think this will be of any use to us in our future lives."
*Stare*
*Hysterical laughter*
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AHH!! WE GOT HOMEWORK TONIGHT!! We are going to die a horrible death.
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A drug. Do not take homework if you are: Smart, Stupid, Fat, Skinny, Happy, Sad, High, Drunk, or Depressed. Side Effects may make you: Geeky, Nerdy, Retarded, Stupid, Fat, Smelly, Dumb. Deaths have been reported. Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough to take Homework. Homework is not for everyone, including those with a life. Do not take homework if you cannot sit for more than 20 seconds. Isn't it time you tried homework?
Homework. A Million Problems, No Solutions
guy1: "dude, i overdosed on homework last night and i'm soo tired right now."
guy2: "YOU WHAT?!?! you know homework should be taken with caution. did you ask your dr. if you were smart enough to take "homework"?
guy1: "No. I thought it wouldn't do anything to me. Look at me now tho, I'm a nerd, drug addict, idiot and really fat all at the same time."
guy2: "last time i overdosed on homework i fell asleep in the middle of biology!"
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