Hondo

A decently big town in the middle of Bandera, Castroville, Dhanis and Devine. Town full of Mexicans and the some rich ass whites. Where hispanics get high and drunk and white have sleepovers and make you cringe and parents are wealthy cause Wal-Mart and Heb are right down the road not having to drive far.

Dude there’s a big ass party in Hondo tonight.

Do you see that white girl wearing $198 Tori Butch sandals.

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Gas Hondo

a gas like piece of absolute shit, that stinks out the whole facility in which it is escaped.

Audrey: 'Its stinks like a piece of absolute shit in here'
Amy- 'what a coincidence because I just had the pleasure of a Gas Hondo

hondo onaka

the best star wars character ever

maul: filth, you will pay for your insolence
hondo onaka: insolence? we are pirates, we don’t even know what that means

piston hondo

a character in punch out, he is the first opponent you face in the major circuit.
he also has a TikTok @pistonhondo

Oh man, I can’t defeat piston hondo.
have u seen piston hondos new TikTok?

hondo maclean

An amazing underground welsh band with a mixture of glassjaw and funeral for a friend.

Dude Hondo Maclean kick ass, espically live

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rio hondo prep

A private school that teaches grades from 6th to 12th. Is connected to Pearl Prep, Mount Kare, and Kare Park. Stop confusing the logo for the hope’s peak high one.

Guy 1: what school do you go to?
Guy 2: oh, I go to rio hondo prep
Guy 1: oh

pre hondo depression

Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.

Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*