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Hopewell Middle School

Hopewell Middle, GA (also known as Smokewell) is a school full of Indians, drugs and little children who are creepy and think they’re cool.

At hopewell middle, drugs can be found in every bathroom, hidden by children who think they won’t get caught. The school is full of idiotic and overly sensitive administration and students who will get you put in OSS, which is actually the most enjoyable part of the school, for no reason whatsoever. Everyone there has no pronouns and will date you. People are known to OD at hopewell, fights occur every day with very blurry and shitty videos. The bathrooms are all broken beyond even remotely attempted repair, Ms Cousins’ 600lb- life bitch ass cries over politics, all of the counselors make kids want to kill them selves and Ms Gyori, a Spanish teacher- wants to fuck all of her special needs students. Hopewell is quite evidently the worst middle school you could go to.

“Hey, who is that gender less depressed emo child smoking an illegal hard drug in front of cops without properly inhaling it?”
“That’s a hopewell middle school kid.”

by Peopleropep September 13, 2021

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hopewell jr school

A school with a bunch of racist teachers and kids who will say slurs and defend them self’s by saying that someone else said it too! No one can give a shit about your mansion in the middle east. And the lunches are absolutely disgusting and I’d rather wake up earlier and make my own. And let’s not forget the yt girl posesers every five minutes

Oh you go to hopewell jr school? I’ll pray for you

by 1hcoffins October 15, 2021


Hopewell Academy

A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.

“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”

“What fucking school do you go to??”

“Hopewell Academy.”

by cursed.jpg November 26, 2019


Hopewell

A small, somewhat beautiful, extremely boring town in central NJ that's completely devoid of culture and personality. The homegrown people there are weak, disingenuous, privileged, two-faced, insecure, dishonest, hypocritical, unappealing, and cowardly. Every businesses there is completely useless. Every restaurant there is mediocre at best. It is unwise to raise a family there because it will not prepare them for the world. It will only prepare them to live in Hopewell. Also known as Okiedokeville.

Person: Remember when I confronted that wannabe redneck guy for talking tough and he immediately backed down and acted like we were best friends?

Person 2: Yeah that was weird. He was like twice your size and had 20 of his friends with him.

Person: What do you expect... They're from Hopewell.

by Impeccable Truth November 2, 2021