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Hort

Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"

Time to Hort!!!
Quit horting, you little hort!

by J-Lil July 4, 2006

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Hort

A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.

I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.

by George Vespe May 7, 2008

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too $hort

Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example

Too $hort is fuckin awesome!

by kent May 11, 2003

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hort peanus

when the peanus gets hort

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus

by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022


Hort Peanus

When yuor peanus hort so bad

ow i got hort peanus

by HubbartJimson February 28, 2022


Hort

The people the kill the Empire of Golwindo.

The Hort has killed us.

by Wargom July 14, 2024


hort

When a person proceeds to throw a ring of fire with chewing tobacco and immediately afterwards smoke 5 cigarettes at the same time.

Holy shit that guy is about to do a hort!
I freakin puked after I finished that hort!

by Trogsta Blackson May 14, 2008