Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"
Time to Hort!!!
Quit horting, you little hort!
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A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.
I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.
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Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example
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i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus
When a person proceeds to throw a ring of fire with chewing tobacco and immediately afterwards smoke 5 cigarettes at the same time.
Holy shit that guy is about to do a hort!
I freakin puked after I finished that hort!