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Hose

1. A general nickname for anybody
2. someone who is annoying, stupid, bad at anyhting

1. "hey"
"what up hose"
2. "Dude i hate this teacher so much"
"i know shes a total hose"

by mister mugumbu December 13, 2008

48πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Hose

to cheat, trick, or take advantage of.

Evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, hose, and being hosed.

by sinbabee April 22, 2009

41πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


hose

To fuck leisurely, slowly and deeply for an :) extended period of time.

Man, they really hosed you on that job. I think were really going to take a hosin on this new contract. What does that hoser think he is doin?

by wright May 15, 2005

67πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


hose

This verb began in the 1960's when rioters were controlled in large cities especially New York and Chicago by fire hoses. The Democratic Convention in Chicago provided images every night of Mayor Daily's police knocking down rioters and looters with high-pressure water hoses. New York's draft riots were more violent and the Army even sent tanks to discourage massive looting. But, since the evening news was edited in New Your by New York biased TV news organizations fewer hosing were shown in that city.

Jim was hosed by the pigs and fell breaking his new tv.

by sawboy December 2, 2005

33πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Hosed

To get screwed over by a customer

Coworker 1: My customer just moved their software contract over to that compulsive liar loser with a big chin...

Coworker 2: You got freakin' hosed.

by slick50 December 23, 2009

21πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


hose

To suck the semen out of the penis after a hand job. Usually done by the "Ho"est of girls.

Yo. You have to hose him so you don't make a mess. And if the hose fails and you do make a mess you can just shower together.

by Loves2HoseTW September 24, 2007

33πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


hosed

1. (transitive verb)to spray, soak, wash, or rinse something or somebody with water from a hose.

1.(slang/transitive verb) To deceive or trick somebody.
(slang/transitive verb) To make a computer system nonfunctional or greatly degrade the performance of a system

3.(Acronym) H.O.S.E.D. -> Hardware Or Software Error Detected
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Etymological thing (0_O):
Old English hosa β€œleg covering, husk” (hence β€œflexible tube”). Ultimately from an Indo-European word meaning β€œto cover,” which is also the ancestor of English hut, scum, and sky.
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I'm too lazy.. lol.. and spleepy(rightnow).. to write an example..

Steven hosed my computer..

by Som_Guy January 26, 2005

57πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž