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A soup made out of the delicious adult beverage zima. It is often used by dirty perverts to soothe young cold boys.
The perverted old man asked him if he wanted a bowl of hot zima soup
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When you have a hankering for a hot dog, usually of the chili variety. You go to the nearing food shack and order up a hot dog with all the fixins. Once the waitress brings it out you just devour that hot dog. Once your done you reminisce on how delicious the hot dogs was, when suddenly your thoughts interrupted by sudden cramping and boiling sensations in your lower abdomen. You quickly rush to the bathroom as if the building were on fire, once you reach the bathroom the hot dog to hot dog soup cycle has reached its end. The hot, watery, stank ass crap you take is known as hot dog soup.
William: Say Denny you think you gunna be able to finish that double decker hot dog you ordered?
Denny: I'm thinkin' not so much big Fella...but I can tell by the signals my stomach is sendin' me I'm gunna have a different kind of leftovers to take home!
William: What you me Denny? Am I missin' something?!
Denny: C'mon Willy, I'm gunna have a hot helping of hot dog soup in my britches right quick! Cause there ain't no way I'm making it to the bathroom!
William: Shewt Cousin! I best have the waitress bring us a to-go container right quick!
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The act of a person vomiting into their own or another persons vagina.
Guy: So what did you do last night?
Girl: This guy gave me a hot pocket soup last night.
Guy: Fuck yeah I did.
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When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.
"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"
Hot Flepper Soup is a soup made with only flour, pepper and water. It could also be described as a really thin roux.
1/4 cup AP flour
1 Tbsp(or more, depending on taste) of black pepper flakes.
1 1/2 cups of water
Take a small pot and place over medium heat.
Add flour and pepper.
Slowly pour water over the flepper mixture and until it becomes the consistency of glue.
Let simmer for 45 seconds.
Add rest of water slowly, let come to a boil for 15 -25 seconds then remove from heat.
Let cool for 3-5 minutes.
Eat. Enjoy.
I was so broke last week that all I could afford to eat was some hot flepper soup!
The act of taking a crap and then pissing in a sexual partner's mouth
That hot cheese soup was so good im gonna have to go back for seconds
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