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Hot Belgian Waffle

Son of a #$@%

Shut up you Hot Belgian Waffle.

by Gravity Falls Lover April 12, 2022


hot fudge waffle cone

The act of dumping your hot man load in the rectum of one hot bitch. Once done you lay her down with her legs behind her head and she shits out a wet poop colored cum filled load from her ass into her swollen blue waffle twat making it look like a hot fudge waffle cone

I told that griffin witch not to eat corn. After a dinner she made a hot fudge waffle cone and there was corn everywhere...

by waffle it October 18, 2014

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Canadian Waffle Hot Dog

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.

If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something

by Johnnyboyee November 15, 2011

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Hot Waffle

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.

We stayed up last night and she hot waffleā€™d me.

by The French Prince March 20, 2022


Charlotte hot waffle

son in law craps on moms head and husband hits it with a tennis racket

Jerry gave Tina a charlotte hot waffle because she was a little mouthy.

by dick-tater April 5, 2024


mississippi hot waffle

When you shit on someoneā€™s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket

Iā€™m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle

by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022


Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.

"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."

by HoseRUs August 13, 2021