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Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.

I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot dick 'n cider

hot dick inside her; sexual intercourse

man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider

by Sandy Mangina December 20, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eat a hot bowl of dicks

Something Ice-T tells haters to do.

'Eat a hot bowl of dicks' - Ice T

by mistasteve October 20, 2020


HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it

on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

by knife tit (J.P.A.C.) October 11, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK

lissy and axel are a great couple. they are funny, and they boyfriend has a huge dick. he has brown hair and is funny the girlfriend is thick. she is funny and likes the boyfriends dick.

lissy- axel your dick is SO HUGE!

axel-oh i know u made it huge baby
lissy- dont go to hard, axel. uhh~

lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK

by Ajooki aldihar January 2, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot dick

a boy that has multiple bodies and gets sucked a lot

I heard you f***** ga***

Nah he has hot dick oh hell no

by hi644777777 July 3, 2023


Hot Dick

A man way too excited over a female prowess.

He wanted that girl in the club so bad, he was straight hot dick for her.

by Fuckingjacque January 8, 2021