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The greatest pimp of all time. Hottest guy to ever walk upon the earth. Every girls wants him, every guy wants to be like him. He is also tied with Chris Cuthbertson with for having the largest penis in the world. Peter North...who's that?
Big "D", Pimp daddy, Big mack-daddy
5👍 16👎
His only downfall is failing to match Andrew Imboden with the overall women handling skills and pleasure giving techniques. But its ok cause he's th next best. REMEMBER: Andrew=#1; Dustin=#2.
3👍 14👎
When something is not cool...and/or not raw
Yao dat pussy smell like dookie stanky houser.
4👍 16👎
A man who denies he is homosexual, although he is obviously and blatantly gay. He is so gay, that his ears are stretched out from hundreds of men using them as handles while he performed oral sex. Although he is meek, mild and viewed as a pussy by straight men, his constant self loathing has created an extreme hate of America and veterans. A Houser will often have a girlfriend, but the relationships never go anywhere. Girlfriends are merely a feeble attempt to conceal his homosexuality. To get mental relief from living a lie, a Houser will drink and dance in a flamboyant manner. The origins of the homosexuality can often be traced back to high school wrestling, when the Houser used the sport as an excuse dress in a tight singlet and roll around with men.
Todd: “I was stopped by an obviously gay police officer today. I tried to get off with a warning, so I started flirting to arouse the cop. He meekly denied being gay, and issued me a ticket.”
Tim: “I know that Officer, he’s a Houser!”
Wyatt houser means someone that is very shy but likes calling girls mommy. They like to eat food at midnight and don’t clean their car
Dang guys, that dude is such a wyatt houser
Getting head while pooping.
Hey man, u got to try getting housered. ITS THE BEST.
When you’re just having fun in high school and your mom goes batshit crazy and pulls you out of school.
Friend “damn so many people got Housered after that party on Saturday “
Me “this world needs less Janet’s “