table for hov

Table for hov; When you dine alone & book a restaurant for your lonely self as your friends are non- exsistant or your group can’t decide on take away always that one friend that wants to eat at that same crusty spot, get your self a table for hov then.

Caller; Hi can I get a table for hov please?

Restaurant; You again? Of course you can you lonely fuck, mates bailed out on you again?

King Hov

They call Jay-Z this, copy?

They call me King Hov, copy?

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Hov-lane

A girl so slutty you have to have 2 people in her at once

Bruh Hov-lane got it from two dudes last night

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J hov

A phrase to call a jehovah witness if he/she thinks he/she is a gangsta.

Man: Hey wat up J hov!
J hov: Popa lockin wit ma friends homi G funk master cracker monkey.
Man: Yeah...keep doing your thing J hov..
J hov: oH FO SHIZZI!! You know how we do, flip floppin cracker wacker.

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HOV Positive

Being able to use an HOV lane legally due to lesser restrictions placed during certain hours. Usually used in the context of using the lane right before the stronger restrictions come into effect.

For example, if an HOV lane is HOV-2 from 4-6PM and open to all traffic at all other times, leaving work no later than 3:30PM with a single occupant in your vehicle would be termed "HOV Positive"

"Can we leave class early today, we want to be HOV Positive."

Hov

the hebrew word for 'DEBT'

my hov (debt) to you is done.