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A bitch who can move in all directions, But is a step below a Vector bitch.
They tend to juggle many people that they are screwing over at once and at a quick pace, they are manipulative and wretched little goobers.
That girl was cheating on that guy with three other guys and a girl!
Damn, Bitch on a hovercraft. that bitch can move!
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A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.
A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"
Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"
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Being unable to see the bigger picture. Focusing on the eels without dealing with the larger hovercraft
I can't see the hovercraft for the eels
beth is a rlly cool girl. she is very nice and even tho she can be a bitch she will always be there for you if you come to her. she is very amazing and also hot. try not to get in arguments w her bc u will probably feel very bad after
wow beth parker hovercraft is so cool
Farting so hard, you move in your seat.
I hovercrafted so hard, I almost shit my pants.
BrE. collective noun for a certain kind of fish.
A school of fish, a pod of whales, a shiver of sharks, but a hovercraft of eels.
Joe: Gimme some eels. This will be the best meal of my life.
Fishmonger: Got you covered, bro. We sell them by the hovercraft.
When a really, REALLY fat girl (or guy or whatever) wears a dress with frilly skirt bits that hang down so the overhang makes it difficult to see their legs and they look like the skirts on a hovercraft as they're walking around. You show your appreciation and recognition of this fashion by making subtle BRRRRRRRR hovercraft noises as they walk past.
Jesus, Dave, have you seen what the whale in finance is wearing today? Hovercraft-mode ENGAGED! BRRRrrrrrrrr.....