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Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole
Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!
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A 3 headed human originally born as a centipede but killed in a tribunal fire and reborn as 3 separate humans that are connected from ass to mouth.
"What the fuck is that?"
"I believe it is a fucking human centipede"
"Where the fuck did that come from?"
"I have no fucking idea... I think it might be a fucking human centipede."
"Who the fuck is that?"
"Long fucking story, it's my grandfather."
"I wonder how it uses the fucking bathroom?!"
"I have no fucking clue. Fucking human centipedes."
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A sexual position involving a girl getting triple teamed. One guy fucks the vagina, the second guy fucks the tits, and the last guy fucks the mouth.
Beth you wanna try the human centipede?
Ya totaly!
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When a man and a woman or any combination there of, enter the"69" position and while in the act of mutual oral intercourse, both parties release bowels.
This sexual maneuver is a combination of the "blumpkin" and the "dirty munchkin"
I engaged in the human centipede last night with a girl I met at the bar. I think she ate corn.
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Where a group, 3 or more, get on there hands and knees. Mouth to anus in a line, whilst giving and receiving a bodacious reach around.
My girl friend and her mom wanted to do (The human centipede), it was kinda shitty.
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A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.
Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'
Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'
A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.
they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style
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