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Humberto

A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her

Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto

by β˜†Saintβ˜† February 9, 2017

3πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Humberto

A bald man who waxes their hair every three weeks

This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery

also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad

by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


HUMBERTO

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.

Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!

by Celeste Smith August 23, 2008

831πŸ‘ 389πŸ‘Ž


Humbertoing

Humberto Is a the fag in the friend group who thinks he is the leader, but is a pussy beta-cuk mail. He likes men and having power trips.

why does he keep humbertoing all over the friend group?

Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.

by Noah McAdams October 28, 2019

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


dirty humberto

A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez

A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.

A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.

A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.

Any mexican named Humberto

My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.

My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.

by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Humberto Quackenbush

a random name you can give something that doesn't require a whole lot of thought and only exists just to fill it in, or to be completely random.

I gotta make a name for my character, but I'm out of ideas. I gotta name him something random, like Humberto Quackenbush.

by Humberto Quackenbush June 3, 2021


Humberto

The biggest bitch you will ever meet he likes to fuck a lot with his little dick he is alright at sports but he’s still a bitch he loves to masturbate near other men and yes in other words a bitch

Humberto is a bitch

by Johnny sins 123 November 21, 2021