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A catfish who is an actual loser and is nothing more than a two-faced liar.
Becky: God, he is such an humberto!
Amy: I know! Ugh!
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And crazy cat Mann that has 2 cats and a dog
Humberto aka bob the builder
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A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her
Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto
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A bald man who waxes their hair every three weeks
This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery
also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad
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A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
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A man of average height probably born in September. Some might say a karate ninja, but don't let his looks fool you, he can kill you with his thumb. Likes to chew on rocks on his down time. He is a great family man, he will do anything for his family. And he is a great friend and awesome fishing partner. But his best quality is giving people rides, especially after they have been loitering all day.
Humberto does so much for everyone. Fish on.
The biggest bitch you will ever meet he likes to fuck a lot with his little dick he is alright at sports but he’s still a bitch he loves to masturbate near other men and yes in other words a bitch
Humberto is a bitch