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When a woman with no teeth gives a man a blowjob, while humming on his cock.
I went to my friend’s family’s thanksgiving dinner, her parents asked me to ask grandma if she wants some dessert. I went upstair s and asked her “dorris, would you like some dessert?” She said “No, but would you like a hummy gummy?” -DJ the barber
If you can cum without watching hummy p of a guy getting his balls stepped on by stiletto heels than your a maniac
1 n. the ultra sarcastic term used to address a woman, usually significant other, that is constantly wearing her pussy vibrator around, yet denies anything is happening as her face goes bright red, eye goes crossed, and breathing becomes orgasmic; usually accompanied by a single rapid involuntary pelvic twitch, elevated yet shaky vocals, and constant ruffling of anything that resembles a sloshing noise often made when an object comes in contact with a overly wet pussy; her face usually ages 10 years in a matter of four seconds with bags and bloodshot eyes, sometimes the gesture resembles that of a person giving a slight incognito push of a fart.
(Ultra sarcastic male voice) Hey hummie, are you making more sauce for the silver sneakers tomorrow morning? (The silver sneakers refer to the perverted seniors that would pay their monthly retirement just to see her eyes go crossed as they gather around her hoeing the dirt in the front yard!)
Paying for a working girl/guys companionship
Booking a hummy for friday, got a hummy last weekend
the usual 'hummi' is an averge half niglet half normal. they averge around 12 inches and about 5 in the width.
its important to make sure before interaction with such a creature, to make sure you have bananas on you.
the hummi is a dangerous type of creatures most found within the realms such as minecraft.
they tend to like the same gender as them and enjoy seing the reproductive organs of the same sex.
therefore when you say 'hummi' be aware of the consequenses of the risks of getting a 12 inch monster in your intestine.
"fuck you hummi"
*big black monkey thrusting inside you*
People tend to use this phrase whenever they cant find a backup excuse to defend themselves.
They like to bring hummy into every of their discussions
You're problematic, unno why? Because you said the n-word and you're now Asian fishing.
"But hummy" did.....