The art of picking up women and dumping them after sexy time
Invented by Tim
''He really hump & dump that chick''
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When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again
guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!
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When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep
When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night
smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee
Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?
Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump
The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.
I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind