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Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.
Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!
From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.
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this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!
Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!
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product of a real happy mattie
She got me some cool shit, so I was leg humpin her for like 3 hours.
1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'
Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.