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James, for: Dont worry, i'm sure she'll say 'yes' soon enough! 🍾😉
Emma - 'No, i'm sorry' 💔
James - 'I'm sorry, what was that? Let me just ask you again...'
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When one is apologetic that they are not apologetic about a previous thing.
Often used by sorority girls.
My friends' boyfriends all think I'm prettier than them... Sorry I'm not sorry.
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Commonly used Canadian phase, born out of the excessive usage of "sorry", this statement allows the user to conform with the sintax of apology, but indicate that he is, in fact, not sorry.
Often used in situations where an undue amount of judgement or prejudice is being applied. A simple, direct way to tell the person their feelings/thoughts/opinions aren't changing your mind and you will not apologize.
Sally: "is that wine? Are you drinking while pregnant!?!"
Jane: "it is wine and it is my choice, Sorry I'm Not Sorry."
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What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
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A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.
Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!
Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*
Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
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What you say to a female when they are angry with you.
Fail example
Guy: It wasn't my fault!
Girl: Let's not date anymore.
Good example.
Guy: You're right, I'm sorry.
Girl: I love you.
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The word you say when you hear someone say an insanely weird and overall just stupid word.
Dylan: Do you like storing your scabs in a jar?
Bobby: What?
Dylan: I said, Do you like storing your scabs in a jar
Bobby: I'm sorry what the fuck?
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