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It's another word for "I love you" but more than that. It's a way of showing that you care and love that someone and that you appreciate them for the things they do for you :)
(insert person's name) I'm thankful for you, you are someone I look up to and is grateful for.
Exclamation meaning someone's response was so good or correct that you would not challenge it. Similar to 'You go, boy!' or You go, girl!'
Mother, while putting away laundry, says to her teen-aged son, 'Do you know where the dust cloths go?" The son replies, "In the laundry room closet, on the shelf next to the furniture polish." The mother replies, "ooo I'm scared of you!" in a surprised voice.
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The one thing everyone wants their dad to tell them
"Jimmy, I'm proud of you"
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I'm Honest with You, I've Never Lied to You.
I'm Real with You, So Don't Tell Me I'm A Liar.
The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.
Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."
Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."
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A phrase used to signify to an individual that you are aware of their current level shenanigans and believe that you have surpassed them in your level of shenanigans.
The phrase is best delivered in a condescending vocal tone.
Garfield: Hey! Odie!
Odie: Whats up Garfield?
Garfield: I'm up to you.
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me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching
me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
well probably cuz I did something bad
I'm watching you always watching is weird