I will come out on top

Just you all wait and see.

Why don’t you all just drop dead?

I will come out on top. Soon enough

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Did I type that out loud?

The email version of "Did I say that out loud?" when you say something that you clearly meant, but clearly didn't mean to say (or maybe you did...okay, you did).

email reply to mom: Mom, I don't know... maybe...hell, I really don't what to tell you about this... personally, I think Aunt Peggy is gay. Oops... Did I type that out loud?

no I won't make out with you

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"

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I ain't going out like that

A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.

My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.

Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!

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I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

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I whip it out whenever I can

a undefined saying used by Michael Buckley in his famous Youtube series WHAT THE BUCK?!

I love you bitch...I whip it out whenever I can...I don't know what that mean..WHAT THE BUCK?!

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i got up out my birkin

What lil tjay be saying in his songs. But its lit

I got up out my Birkin, it's workin'
She said she a virgin, it's hurtin'

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