I ain't make no jugface

A phrase utilized to express innocence when questioned about a specific act. This phrase was quoted from a scene in the movie "Jug Face" where the potter is asked whether or not he did something and he denies it. Similar to Don't look at me and I didn't do it.

Joe: Yo Jenny, I see you bought an avocado. Did you make any of your wonderful guacamole?
Jenny: I ain't make no jugface!

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i ain't wearin' one

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

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I ain't gettin' on no plane

Catchphrase by the ever polite BA Baracus (Mr T). Due to a fear of flying, he was always reluctant to fly.

BA Baracus: "I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal"

Hannibal: "We're not flying anywhere."

BA Baracus: "If he be flyin', we be dyin;"

Hannibal: "Drink your milk, BA."

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i ain't did nothin

What every black person says as they are getting chased down and arrested.

"Dawg..I ain't did nothin!...what I did?!"

Police: why did you run?
Negro: I was scared man! I ain't did nothin!

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I ain't even mad

Seriously, I ain't.

Slug and Eyedea kick ridiculous freestyles and I ain't even mad.

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I ain't even tryin

A statement denoting that one does not want to do or take part in a certain act. Often said to express laziness or disinterest.

Homeboy: Yo shawty, let me take you out tonight
Homegirl: (with head moving side to side) I ain't even tryin to be your girl right now!

Boss: Excuse me, you're two hours late to work today.
Employee: Shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!

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I Ain't Mad At Cha

One of Tupac's greatest songs ever, as recollected by many of those who have listened to and reviewed it. Released 2 days after his death, it has an eerie similarity to what happened: Tupac getting shot, dying in a car, where he reminisces and talks about all of his friends of the past. It's not one of the "thug" songs of many of today's rappers; it's a recollection of his past and his life, and how he rose in popularity, despite so much adversity.

I kiss my Mama goodbye, and wipe the tears from her lonely eyes
Said I'll return but I gotta fight the fate's arrived
Don't shed a tear, cause Mama I ain't happy here
I'm through trial, no more smiles, for a couple years"

-lyrics from "I Ain't Mad at Cha"

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