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What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.
"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.
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Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.
Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.
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Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."
While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...
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Ha ha ha - the background is everybody who ever had more than one friendship. The definition is that it is OVAH sucker, just like you knew it was but didn't want to admit it to yourself.
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This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.
Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
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A phrase one uses to convey that one does not desire to receive any of someone else's stuff.
When he asked me to eat lunch with him, I told him, "I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga."
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1) Often occurs when trying to study or do any work.
2) Often confused with ADHD.
3) Can happen mid-sentence.
4) Power and symptoms often underestimated.
1) You don't stay focused when studying. I'm pretty sure you you have "I don't want to do my work syndrome." or commonly known as IDWTDMWS.
2) You: Doc. I think I have ADHD. I mean I can't focus when I'm working or studying.
Docter: No, you must have IDWTDMWS, or I don't want to do my work syndrome.
3) You writing: Billy is almost.......
You talking: What was that thing I was going to watch?
4) Your working one minute then get distracted and the next thing you know its been 5 hours since you did the thing you
were supposed to be doing.
I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) is a very serious thin, don't underestimate it.