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the prediction of a cursed child with a messed up brain and all he says is i like trains he smushed his wife at his wedding
women :0
I Like train kid :l i like trains kid
bam get smushed
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A movie from 1989 about four kids who got turn to pea size. They find a way to get home overnight through different barriers ahead(bees, mud, and a lawn mower). They prove that one of their fathers machine works. It’s full of romance, comedy, fantasy, and drama. It’s also the reason why I can’t eat Cheerios.
When people ask for my favorite movie, I tell them it’s Honey I shrunk the kids.
It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"
Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"
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something pewdiepie said to get more subs and it's currently working as of 12/20/18
i like kids, just nine year olds and i go to war with them
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When a girl wants you to fuck her and dump your load in her
“Michael you’re so hot, I want your kids in me”
6👍 1👎
The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.