I Like trains kid

the prediction of a cursed child with a messed up brain and all he says is i like trains he smushed his wife at his wedding

women :0

I Like train kid :l i like trains kid

bam get smushed

Honey I shrunk the kids

A movie from 1989 about four kids who got turn to pea size. They find a way to get home overnight through different barriers ahead(bees, mud, and a lawn mower). They prove that one of their fathers machine works. It’s full of romance, comedy, fantasy, and drama. It’s also the reason why I can’t eat Cheerios.

When people ask for my favorite movie, I tell them it’s Honey I shrunk the kids.

I am being kidding

It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"

Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"

i like kids, just nine year olds

something pewdiepie said to get more subs and it's currently working as of 12/20/18

i like kids, just nine year olds and i go to war with them

I want your kids in me

When a girl wants you to fuck her and dump your load in her

“Michael you’re so hot, I want your kids in me”

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I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon