I feel like shit

Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if

I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.

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I kinda like you

I am totally in love with you just to embarrassed to say it outloud because it sounds creepy please date me

Ya I kinda like you
*thinks to himself*(please date me)

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i don't like mondays

1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it

2. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondayyys

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i feel like pablo

Similar to saying "I am a God" or "I feel like a God", coined by Kanye West in his lyrics from No More Parties in LA. It's essentially a feeling of self aware greatness.

Friend One: Bro, how have you been?
Friend Two: I feel like Pablo, dude
Friend One: I dig that, you're doing big things

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i like like you

with out saying i love you, but more than i like you

i like like you, like whoah!

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I really like you

A guy or girl saying they like you More then a friend

Him/her: hey I really like you

Him/her:I really like you too😃

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Fuck I look like

Shortening of the original phrase what the fuck do I look like? Often used when a person asks another person to do something that would require that person to go out of their way. i.e. usually money is involved.

The other day Liam broke up with me but had the nerve to call and ask me for 60 dollars to help him with his car note. I couldn't believe it. FUCK I LOOK LIKE

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