i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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i put the new forgios on the jeep

The first line of the song "Mustard - Ballin’ ft. Roddy Ricch". Also, the song is associated with the gay hentai video "Axel in Harlem" made by Animan Studios where a handsome black man with a nice ass walks around in Harlem and has sex with other black men. It's fucking hot man.

Guy 1: Did you see the Axel in Harlem meme?
Guy 2: Yeah the one that goes "i put the new forgios on the jeep"?
Guy 1: Yeah it's pretty hot.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: What?

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I put my green on it

When a developer approves a pull request in github
This is in reference to the color scheme and layout of github

dev1: Looked over your PR and I put my green on it

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i put the new forgis on the g

country man singing i put the new forgis on the g

hey dude can you sing mustard? I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE G! do the thug shaker fat ass

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I put all cheez in me

A phrase explaining a persons love of cheese.

I put all cheez in me. Furthermore any new cheez will also be put in me.

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I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

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get down or i put you down

An Arnold Schwarzenegger quote showing Arnie himself armed with a gun shouting those very words. Typically meaning "Lie down or I kill you", it could scare someone into lying down because they value their life.

Arnold: Get down or I put you down.
Guy: Yes sir.

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