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It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"
Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"
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Quote by Seungkwan, a member of the K POP groups SEVENTEEN.
A way of saying «are you kidding me?»
The phrase is often used by «carats», which is the name of SEVENTEEN's fanbase.
Seungkwnan: Kimbpap-i kidding me?»
Vernon: No, man. It's true.
The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
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When a girl wants you to fuck her and dump your load in her
“Michael you’re so hot, I want your kids in me”
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The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.
That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom
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The one kid who as soon as something inconveniences them they scream "stop it I dont like it "
Hay, Keegan can you move out the way
Keegan: STOP IT I DONT LIKE IT !!!!!Stop it I dont like it kid
The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."