Rural Dictionary

ISTP

Useless personality type, most of them are very trashy people. I don’t like their way of life. They are also jackasses and think they are smart or better than everybody else. ISTPs are a very selfish personality type. As an INTJ I find their presence very unenriching...I have no use for them. They do not give me anything that I want and their interactions are very unsatisfactory. It always seems like they gain more from me than I do them. They are also dumb and cannot see the future and live in the here and now, like there is no tomorrow.

ISTP personality type are very bland. I find them to be very mundane and dime a dozen. Very cheap and low quality.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020

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ISTP

If you really wanted to know why I make all these definitions bashing the ISTP. I am an INTJ and I was in a relationship with an ISTP female but I recently broke up with her because I felt she wasn’t giving me a fair slice. As an INTJ It was the worst relationship I had been through. I had to keep coming back to her and do all the work for her. She took advantage of everything. I did everything for her and she would patronize me and take advantage of my kindness and talents. And used up all my money. She was extremely selfish and never gave me my cut. She infuriates me. I put all my hard work and effort into trying to help her loser ass and keep her out of trouble and make her happy but it was never enough.

She’s a loser, so F*ck her. (And as an INTJ, I hope nobody is surprised by this.) She will never amount to anything in this life without me and will go back to prison and will grow irrelevant. So fuck that bitch.

I’m not even going to think back to her and am moving on.

I’m an INTJ and I say to the ISTP’s out there, go fuck yourselves and I do not wish to ever talk to an ISTP ever again. I wish I never met one…

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 20, 2021

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ISTP

Seth Putnam of the band Anal Cunt.

Seth Putnam was the only cool badass edgy ISTP of all times. Yes, that is really what I think. Don’t like it? Go fuck your grandmother’s rotting corpse in the ass.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 19, 2021

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