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a game that will either make you 100% love your life, or 100% hate your life. it is very similar to dead by daylight or flee the facility but with gay characters.
person 1: holy shit. have you seen that game identity v?
person 2: naw, it’s gay as hell.
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A game almost exactly like Flee the Facility except with characters like Aesop/embalmer or Emma/Gardener with skills to abuse the hunter with, who has his own skills, like Joseph/Photographer
Me: Who's your favorite character in identity v? Friend: I don't have that game Me: GET IT OR I PULL OUT MY KNIFE
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Describing someone whose identity is beyond fluid.
Not to be outdone, upon learning about the gender-fluid crowd David decided to be identity-gaseous.
A form of voyeurism frequently practiced by narcissistic, self-obsessed people with unconsciously low self-esteem while walking around or riding on public transport through a busy city.
It involves making snap judgments about the appearance of members of the same sex, e.g. clothes, hair style, build, accessories etc. The identity shopper then copies the appearance of people they like the look of, and so feel much better about themselves. Until they see someone better looking, then they copy them, and so on.
Over time, this cycle raises the standards of dress for a large part of the population which is why people in cities always look so much hotter.
Girl: "Wow, you've gotten hot since you moved to the city! Good work!"
Guy: "Thanks! I just try to copy all the hot guys I see walking around."
Girl: "Dude, you are so gay."
Guy: "Nah, it's just identity shopping."
Two people who act like enemies and say they're nothing alike, while in reality are best friends and practically the same person.
"Oh my god, can you believe that Lenny and Ruth haven't killed each other yet? They must really hate each other!"
"Dude, are you dense? They're identical cousins....they get together on Saturday nights and sew every week. They're basically best friends."
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Amazing, miraculous human beings. They come from the splitting of a fertilised egg, and look exactly the same. They have the same DNA, so one could commit a crime and frame the other one. (Although this never happens because identical twins are loving, friendly, law-abiding people).
Do not confuse with Non-Twins.
"Wow look at those two, they look exactly the same! They're helping that old lady cross the road, how kind!"
"Yeah they're identical twins, aren't they amazing?"
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the fraudulent appropriation and use of someone's identifying or personal data or documents, as a credit card. Then using it to spend all their coin.
TOM: "My Visa bill says I've spent five grand on hookers in Tijuana!"
PHIL: "Yeah? Sounds like the evils of identity theft."
TOM: "It surely does man, it surely does."
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