I

am fucking retarded

I really am

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..I..

Subtle, yet in-your-face way of electronically flipping someone off.

Via Email...

FROM: BadAss
TO: Annekins

Annekins –

Get me 25 copies of that report by 5 p.m. today.
BadAss

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FROM: Annekins
TO: BadAss

Badass –

Sure, no problem.
Annekins

..I..

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I-

A word for when you have no idea how to respond to some dumb hoe. Popularized on Twitter.

Kaitlynn: i luv you so much but i also don't trust you and i rly wanna be with you but now i hate you again and don't care about you.

Me: I-

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no i

No u autocorrected to no i. The ultimate self insult

*texting*
Jack:ur mom gay
John:no u
*autocorrects to no i *
*John inplodes*

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I-

Often used within a sentence to imply that you are at a loss of words after hearing what you have heard. It is most commonly paired with either a “whew chile” or “girl”.

Person #1: Whew chile you would not BELIEVE what Ieysha told me the other day!
Person #2: Girl what happened?
Person #1: Apparently that bitch Samantha done got pregnant!
Person #2: Girl I-! What the fuck, ain’t she dating Chris?
Persona #1: Girl that’s what I was saying, the ghetto done JUMPED out!

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i be

another way of saying i am

I be traci,and i be from Baltimore.

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I-

Being speechless

someone: did you know the earth is flat?

me: I-

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