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the problem of the current situation is insignifigant
Speaker 1:"dude i have a test i should study for, i cant really smoke weed."
Speaker 2:"it'll be alright dude i aint gay"
Speaker 1:"oh alright dude"
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The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!
Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"
Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."
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Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
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Why the f*ck are you searching im i gay? You clearly know your not so why bother searching im i gay huh?
Guy: i'm I gay?
Other Guy: yes your gay
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We’ll, you could be. Or. Bi. Or pan. Or Omni. Or Demiromantic. Look up a list of sexualities and there meanings. But if you literally don’t know what that means, LOOK IT UP B*TCH (which is technically what you just did but like, in an actual “trusted” place, I mean c’mon)
Am I gay
I dunno, do you feel *lists definitions of all sexualities an’ such*
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a commonly used google search by gay people who are either in denial, questioning or need re-assurance
person 1: omg are you gay
person 2: idk but i took an am i gay test and it said i was
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no definition needed.
Person: I am very gay.
Person 2: Me too.