Ilana: The whitest, most basic bitch you’ll ever meet. This girl posts drinks on her Snapchat, talks to multiple boys at once, and dyes her hair 8 times a month. Sure she’s funny sometimes, but god help us all if she decides to make you her bitch.
Ilana does all the latest trends, but her favorite is shaking her head with her mouth open wide while flexing her hand and waving it over her mouth.
Person 1: why is Ilana talking like that?
Person 2: she’s a material girl