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Used for when people try to improve something but actually make it worse overall.
This is translated from the original German word : Verschlimmbesserung
Company X is suffering improvment deterioration
When you remove recent activity, photo tags or anything on your Facebook profile's newsfeed that you don't want anyone to see.
Shit, I don't want anyone to see I wrote on Steve's wall, that kids a loser, better do a remove improve.
When you have a live preformance, but you took at least 70mg of either adderall or vyvanse the night before, and you are so wired you add or make up lines on the spot usually a great preformance.
Teach:"You have your script memorized?"
you:"I'm good don't worry about it, this is going to be Aderall improv scene!"
Nah I would get a lot of shit from you guys for not doing the self improvement thing.
Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."
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Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...
Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...
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When a girl's underwear selection becomes considerably sexier after intially seeing her undress.
Adenna had a 100% panty improvement since the first time I fucked her.
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One of the funniest and most clever 1990s sitcoms airing on ABC. The show centered around the stand up acts of comedian, Tim Allen. His character, Tim Taylor hosts a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time. He is very masculine and interested in all aspects of the male mind: he is always building a hotrod in the garage, is sexist, HATES the opera, grunts, loves tools, loves sports and loves building things. He is however blessed with ineptitude. His ineptitude includes anything from glueing his head to a table to falling through a roof or a portapotty to dropping a two-ton beam on his wife's car. Home Improvement had a cleverly-written script and writers. It won a number of Emmys.
Home Improvment was a great show. Gags from the show:
1. the neighbor, Wilson's face NEVER being seen
2. everybody screws up Wilson's advice.
3. Tim's wife Jill cant cook.
4. Tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. Tim's cohost, Al has an obsession with flannel.
6. Tim is always making fun of Al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. Wilson's amazing knowledge of culture and history.
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