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A woman who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other women. Contrary to popular belief, do not play with dildos and are not all sexually frustrated women who haven't gotten any from men. Lesbians cannot be changed.
<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
Douche: I tried to fuck Zuleka, and now my dick is just a sad pile of mush.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.
Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
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Brad how many times do I have to tell you I’m a lesbian, so put that shlong back in your pants
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a female who likes girls not boys. MALES SHOULDN’T FETISHISE US BECAUSE THATS DISGUSTING.
boy1: you’re pretty wanna go out sometime?
girl: sorry i’m a lesbian
boy1: i LiKe GiRls WhO lIkE gIrLs (that tiktok sound)
boy2: bro that’s gross women who love women aren’t for us to fetishise that’s not right dude.
girl: FINALLY
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not american
girl: “i’m lesbian”
brother: “i thought you were american”
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Me
I've never been more lesbian in my life then when I saw ********'s face
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