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Term used to describe someone who lives in the "moment". Perhaps a long lost relative of "the Situation". And most certainly a regular to the Jersey Shore.
The Moment: "Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was this guy!"
On-looker: "Wow...that is another classic by The Moment!"
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A moment that has happened sometime in the past (usually the night before) and is tremendously embarrassing to even think about never mind speak about. When a 'No' moment has been recalled usually the victim will come out with a frustrated
"NOOOOOO!" groan or even a delicate "no..." mumble. 'No' moments are usually caused by alcohol and cringe-worthy social situations.
"Aww man you were totally wasted last night and you tried to pull Jessy! But she refused your sexual advances! Gutted for you!"
"Awww... NOOOOOOOOO!! ARGH"
"Was that a 'no' moment?"
"Aye, it was"
"Cool"
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~verb~
1. Experiencing something for a short period of time.
2. An act for the moment
I thought that I was getting sick, but it was momental stress.
To avoid any momental delay, please form a single straight line.
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A 'no' moment is also that all important time in a story where the female main character is in mortal peril and her big strong, handsome, attractive, good looking, beautiful, courageous love interest comes upon her being injured and/or injured.
This results in him screaming, 'NOOOOOOOO!' obnoxiously and being too frozen in place to actually do something about it.
These moments are usually frowned upon by self proclaimed, 'CRITICZ' and are promply torn to pieces.
Example:
Girl 1: Oh noez, I've been stabbed, ugh...
Love Interest 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Evil Guy: >:)
Love Interest 1: --OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Fangurl 1: BEST NO MOMENT EVAR!
Critic 1: SHUT UP. >:V
We live in the age of distraction. Yet one of life's sharpest paradoxes is that your brightest future hinges on your ability to pay attention to the present.In our current twenty-first century lives, it’s not easy. There’s always something coming up that we need to prepare for or anticipate, and our lives are so well-documented that it’s never been easier to get lost in the past.
That moment(really multiple moment's) whene your phone is at one percent, but you haven't finished nutting.😶😖😲😲
You- OH YES! THIS IS THE VIDEO!
Your phone- 3 percent.
You- this is the good PART!
Phone- 1 percent
You-shit, I gotta finish quickly.
You- I am about to ejaculate!!
Phone- DIES
In other words, you will be very disappointed and you will never learn to charge your phone when nutting because its That moment