One in a million

One in a million means that you stand out in a crowd and you are special

I am one in a million

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Millions to 1

When something is astronomically rare and is only likely to happen in 1 out of 1 million attempts. A common phrase used by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer DarkViperAU

Darkviper *dies from a helicopter in ''THE WRAP UP''*
Darkviper: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RARE THAT IS, THAT IS MILLIONS TO 1

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blue million

It's a phrase that Southern people say to mean "a lot" or something akin to that.

"I have a blue million things to do today!"

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Maylon Millions

Maylon Millions is an American music artist he’s really caring and seems like he’s always positive.

Maylon millions is the goat

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A million billion

The biggest number ever. Not even infinity plus one reaches its magnitude.

Dustin: I drank so much beer last night, I think I set a new world record.
David: How much did you have?
Dustin: A million billion.
Andrew: You had five you dumb shit.

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million wiper

When you wipe and wipe and you just can't seem to get clean. Finally, after using half a roll of toilet paper, three million wet wipes, and washing your bung hole out in the sink, you leave with a sore itchy ass.

my butthole's so hairy I can't eat a jelly donut without getting a million wiper

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not in a million years

Euphemism for stating not now, not ever

Better bet your bottom dollar not in a million years.

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