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A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.
Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.
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An extremely stupid phrase used by pop star-crazed 13-year-old girls.
"Oh my god! Like Justin Timberlake rocks my socks!"
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When a guy jacks off into a sock
Guy 1: I hide it in my sock last night
Guy 2: EWWW Nasty
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The insinuation that something is chill, or otherwise entertaining or freak worthy.
Used primarily by upperclassmen highschool students and college students who wish they were back in highschool.
When I walked by that hot guy, I thought to myself, "He totally rocks my socks."
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The most retarded phrase in the world. Whoever uses it seriously and in everyday life should do everyone around them a favor and just shut the fuck up. And please, dont use it for really great bands like, "the used rocks my socks". Because if you do, and i hear it, i will, seriously, kick you in the teeth.
"omg, the used like, totally rocks my socks" *gets kicked in the mouth* "ow!" see...i told you not to say it!
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This is a sweet cheer used in girls softball to annoy the other team's pitcher. It goes to the tune of 'head, shoulders, knees, and toes.'
Most effective when shouted by the whole team, at the top of their lungs, over and over and over, until the pitcher finally walks the batter.
West Fargo Packers:
"Amy Rogers rocks my socks, rocks my socks!
She always hits the ball, she never walks, (she never wa-ha-ha-halks)
I get excited when she's in the box,
Cuz Amy Rogers rocks my socks, rocks my socks!"
(and repeat)
Pitcher: "Shut up, you fucking distracticunts! Let me pitch!"
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Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.
Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"
Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."
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