You're

A contraction of "You are", such as "Don't", is a contraction of "Do not".

Correct usage: You're an idiot!

Incorrect usage: That's you're apple.

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you're

a versatile burn, most effective in situations where a comeback is really inappropriate

A: "Look at my new shoes!"
B: "You're a shoe."

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you're

A word most people on the Internet cannot spell

Person 1: Your full of shit!
Person 2: Your grammar is shit!

Person 1: Your such an asshole!
Person 2: You're not worth my time.

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you're

Yes, this word exists.

Simply put, a contraction that means "you are." Overlooked by morons who wouldn't know proper grammar if it dismembered them and fed their limbs to Ronald McDonald.

If you find yourself confusing it with "your," replace it with "you are" and see if it makes sense (i.e. read it aloud).

YOU'RE a sad excuse for a human being and YOUR parents should be ashamed they even thought of having you if you still can't tell the difference between the two.

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you're-in!

The subtle feeling of masculine victory when you hit the target your aiming for while urinating.

C'mon you dick... you can hit that shower drain... uh... yeah... You're-in!!!

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You're a

Can be used as a pay out or come back.
You are a....

PErson 1: Sing to the taxi man and he will give you a cheap fare.
Person 2: You're a cheap fare

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You're

A term used to shorten you are most People on the Internet get the wrong tense of it they use your

Incorrect: your making a mess
Correct: you're making a mess

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